Zsa Zsa Gabor has one of those knock-em-dead old lady bodies we all look forward to dragging in and out of Cadillacs, sixty-six years down the road. God bless her -- core like a crock pot full of Vodka, caviar, and lamb hocks, legs like the chopsticks she uses for VERY fancy up-do's. Oh, right, and a big European mouth with more confidence than teeth, which flaps and quips and moans indistinguishable clouds of wise sexuality, all while "exercising" to stay "beautiful." Thanks to our friends at ThisIsFyf for finding this relic of FITNESS, hosted by the Queen of Diamonds (new nickname, spread the word) Zsa Zsa: "It's simple, darling."

All jokes aside, Zsa Zsa recently suffered a spill, and had a hip replacement, from which her recovery has been slow and not-so-normal. So, as we all work out along with her right now in our offices, let's put out a thought-wave of healing glamour for Zsa Zsa. C'mon, mend that hip, sister, "It's Simple, Daaaaaahlink."

Watch Zsa Zsa get all stretched out by a dude so muscular Falcon's like "we're gonna need a bigger website!" (After the jump!)